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Stupid Colleague: Um, LS, where are all the teaspoons?

Me: What do you mean, "where are all the teaspoons?" We have loads of teaspoons! (walks to kitchen).

Me: Um, Stupid Colleague, what do you call these? (pointing at dirty teaspoons in the sink).

Stupid Colleague: Well, they're teaspoons. But they're all dirty.