Tuesday, 31 July 2007
So, I was downstairs...
Nice.
Now THIS pisses me off...
"The Asian Tiger, which is thriving thanks to global warming..." sounds very much to me like propaganda. How can they print so much rubbish? Playing straight in to the government's hands regarding extra taxes that are, apparently, going to make Britain more eco-friendly. This whole 'global warming' theory is just that. A THEORY. There is so much speculation and pretty much no hard evidence, and yet the whole "CO2
Very sneaky indeed.
Monday, 30 July 2007
It's official...
Friday, 27 July 2007
Nearly there...
Anyhow, my next post (likely to be tomorrow or Sunday) will be number 100.
Just reminding you.
Monday, 23 July 2007
And the rest of the world laughs AT, not with, us...
Give over.
*Oh, yes, guess who's area had their tap water contaminated in the flooding? And guess who drank such tap water? And guess who was even more ill (having just gotten over a virus anyhow) after drinking above-mentioned tap water because although the contamination happened on Friday the water company didn't issue a boil-your-water order until SUNDAY?? Seriously, my insides have taken a beating the past 5 days.
Friday, 20 July 2007
Technicolor yawns
By late afternoon I was feeling much better. I really don't have an awful lot to say right now (I'm sure I will later) so, instead, you can look at some photos of Her Royal Highness.
Wednesday, 18 July 2007
Christmas has come early....
Anyhow, to say thanks for reading and even commenting, I have decided to give you a gift. Well, the first three of y'all to comment on my 100th post will, should you wish, receive something in the mail. I don't know what it is yet but it'll be something nice. I promise.
Monday, 16 July 2007
Oh, how very English!
BOOST!!
OK, so, anyone who has read some of my previous posts will know that I spent the beginning of the year in beautiful Australia. Now, I cannot begin to start describing how wonderful the place is without going off on a rant, but Jesus Christo on a bicycle I became addicted to BOOST Juice while I was out there. They're all over the place. Bright green kioskos behind which are beautiful young people doing amazing things with fruit and yoghurt vitamins and, ooooh, yum!
ANYhow, the reason I'm so excited is that they are opening a franchise in London! (You heard it here first!) Excited doesn't cut it. I'm actually trembling with excitement here. I lived on Mango Tango Crush. I literally had, like, one a day of these babies. Fruity, icy goodness. Mmmm! There are a few smoothie places in the centre of London, NONE of which measure up. So, hurry up BOOST Juice! Anywhere near Victoria station would be fantastic. And, if you would open at 7am so I can get one as I pass through on my way to work? I would love you forever. And tell all my friends about you. And maybe even marry you...
Quote of the Day
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
Albert Einstein
PWNED. AGAIN.
I was so sure that we would win. Brazil were playing their B team. We couldn't lose! I mean, Brazil lost their first game to Mexico, goddamit. We hammered Mexico. We seriously slapped them with a huge wet fish while Brazil only just managed to beat Uruguay. But no. We went like jackhammers from the start, saving not a lot for the final. We have not beaten Brazil in the final since we won the Cup in 1993.
Next time we will. Even if I have to play myself.
PS: And to that sneaky little Guatemalan with the paint on his top lip? Dude...
Friday, 13 July 2007
Talking of London..
One of the few places to go where absolutely everyone will find something they enjoy. The home of the Royal Opera House, the Punch and Judy public house and the Jubilee Market Hall. The entire place is so steeped in history. Just imagining people walking over those same cobbles 700 years ago is mind blowing, Covent Garden stretches for ages past the covered halls that most tourists seem to hang around in, so leave yourself about a day to explore. There are amazing boutiques and vintage stores selling everything from old LPs and t-shirts to 1940s peep-toes with matching clutch. This is the place for people watching.
There are endless places to eat around and above the piazza which allows you to watch the entertainers while eating and supping one of the many fine wines offered. If you would rather head off the beaten track (where everything gets a lot more exciting) I would recommend Cafe Pacifico for great food, great cocktails and even better service. The food may be as far from British as possible, but it's where all the Londoners go for fun.
WHAT?? I hear you cry. There are animals in London? I mean, like, real, live animals? You've got to be shitting me! Well, wonderful reader, please hold on to your hat as what I'm about to say may come as a shock. Yes, there are indeed real, live animals in London. And if you visit Hyde Park then you will see that we have many types of animals. Even birds what float on the Serpentine!
Have you picked your jaw up off the floor yet? Hyde Park is beautiful. Particularly in the summer. Go there.
OK, and now for a couple of places I hate. Truly. If you go and discover it was crap and overpriced and blah, blah, blah, don't say I didn't warn you...
1. The Trocadero - based in the heart of Piccadilly, this place is terrible. Once upon a time it was full of fantastic stalls and shops and entertainers. Now, however, all shops are either cheap, ridiculously overpriced tat, or shops you will find anywhere else. Yes, the building itself is pretty enough, but it's by no means an a wonder of the architectural world.
2. Madam Tussauds - Wax figures. I'm sure there's one of these in every city. Do you want to wander around looking at mannequins on your holiday? No, I didn't think so. The ticket price is extortionate, and no matter what time of year you will be surrounded by school kids.
There you go. I'm sure I will add to this list as time goes on, but the first three places? Absolute nuggets. If they were gold, those little dwarfs would be digging them up. Do it.
Thursday, 12 July 2007
Just so y'all know
Gordon Brown's last act as Chancellor of the Exchequer was to make the NHS his number one priority by cutting the capital budget of the English NHS for 2007-08 from £6.2bn to £4.2bn, whilst avoiding the same cuts for the Scottish and Welsh NHS budgets even though funding formulae for the UK suggest that the burden should have been shared.
Now do you get it?
Walkies
Her Ladyship lies in the hallway upstairs, barely opening her eyes and pretending to be asleep (she's got the whole IF I ONLY OPEN MY EYES A TINY SMIDGEN THERE'S NO WAY YOU WILL THINK I'M AWAKE AND I CAN STAY HERE WHERE IT'S WARM AND DRY thing going on) while I pull on my joggers and root around for some suitable footwear. She doesn't play dead well, though. As soon as you bend down and give her a rub behind the ears her tail thumps on the ground hard enough to cause another tsunami off of Sri Lanka. I head downstairs, and every single morning she lies there. I mean, she's just told me that she's awake with the thumpings of the tails but she still decides to lie there and pretend. Like a kid who cries for five more minutes once mama has switched on the light and told them to get up. As soon as I get downstairs and pick up her balls and scented nappy sacks (because MAN her crap stinks) and rattle the keys I can hear her literally jump up and bound down the hallway and the stairs before launching herself at me, tongue lolling out the side of her mouth like a crazy person, this insane LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! OPEN THAT DARN DOOR NOW! WHAT IF THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE FOR ME TO CHASE AND I'M SHUT UP IN HERE? look on her face. As soon as I open the door and she falls through and I follow. We play the same game every morning; once I've shut the door, I feign searching around the house for something that isn't there, avoiding all eye contact with with her, while she follows me, head cocked in a confused manner because OH SWEET JESUS ON A TWO-WHEELED VEHICLE, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR NOW? WE NEED TO GO FOR A WALK, LIKE, PRONTO LADY! Off we trundle, down the road to the park. She hates walking on a leash so we never use it. Instead she walks to heel, looking up at you every couple of steps just to check that you're still there.
Now, every day on the way to the park I see Mr Fox. He's a scrappy looking thing with an eye missing, and he's definitely a male because he has got the biggest testicles imaginable. I have seen ponies that he would outshine. HRH is usually too busy dodging puddles or sniffing where other dogs have peed to see Fox. Today, however, she spied him sitting on the sidewalk, looking directly at us. And she ran. She's not pretty when she runs, that's for sure. Her paws are too big and her legs are too short, and those ears that pick up a hundred channels from 35 countries? They seem to put her off balance too. This thing doesn't run, she lollops. Not at all feminine. She looks more like a baby elephant than a dog. So, there's my clumsy hound, chasing after this poor fox with one eye and half a tail, front and back hackles up as she tries to keep up because DARN THIS RED THING CAN MOVE! With her imaginary blinkers on, she refuses to listen to me calling her because this fox is obviously sooo important to her. Until it crosses the road and darts under a parked car, where HRH abruptly stops at the kerb. She may have become deaf for a few minutes, but she damn well knows not to go on the road unless i say she can.
Wednesday, 11 July 2007
Quote of the Day
"One of the lessons to learn is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a good thing to say."
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As anonymous so eloquently put it, my blog has been lacking somewhat this last week. Things are ever so slightly busy (actually, things are more ‘ay-Dios-mio-if-things-don’t-slow-down-soon-my-head-is-going-to-explode’ manic) at the moment. So, to all of y’all, apologies for the inherent lack of posts.
It seems that, with all the furore surrounding
Sneaking behind the band of not-so-merry men is our wonderful Government, shoulders hunched, eyes to the floor. Of course, it makes sense - if you smoke, you will eventually damage your lungs. That’s simple logic. In fact, pretty much all countries have come to this conclusion. However, other countries have made provisions for the vast number of people who are not allowed to smoke inside any more. In fact, most other countries have designated smoking and non-smoking rooms. Surely it makes sense that, if you don’t want to breathe in smoke, you don’t go in to the smoking room?
Wednesday, 4 July 2007
Finally!
These attacks are NOT OK. They are being carried out by a small minority and are tarring the Islamic religion with the same filthy brush. I just wish that the Muslim people who are living in the West comfortably, would stand up against such barbarians and oust them.
Monday, 2 July 2007
I don't have a problem
And yet, as much as it pains me to say it, these fuckers who are trying to kill hundreds of people and disrupt our lives just need to FUCK OFF. That's right, you heard me. Pick up your mats and your jimmy cans and your extremist ways and piss off if you dislike it so much! I'll be the one chasing you with a very big, pointy stick. And as for you, Ms. Armstrong, how about you get off your high horse and start to stick up for us? You know, the people who pay taxes for you to jet off around the world telling everybody just how utterly darling Muslim people are, and how in The West all we are, are big, mean and nasty bolsheviks. You can bugger off too. (The poor love caught a nasty cough and cold on the plane to
According to Armstrong, it is religious 'fundamentalism' that we need to take seriously. No! Really? You don't say! Ay, Dios moios - give me strength! Apparently this fundamentalism is,
Let me get one thing straight: The West does NOT hate Islam. Not even a little bit. It is not Islam that causes the problem (although, I am sure that many would argue that ALL religion is the cause of trouble that would otherwise not exist). It is extremism. That is the issue here. It is the members of certain groups who feel that they are right, and, even worse that they are justified in killing civilians because they do not share the same religious beliefs. It is this extreme view that will and does cause problems.
What? I can almost hear the incredulity in your voice. Yes, kids, you heard right. This band of demented eejits spreads across the UK in sympathy. One generous millionaire was banned from putting up his annual charity Christmas lights, another council removed the word 'Christmas' from all their Christmas cards, while a hospital in Scotland refused to distribute a Christmas CD because it mentioned Jesus' name. Has everyone forgotten that this country (as we know it) was built on Christianity? That the head of our state is the head of our Church? That, it doesn't really matter if you go to church or not, that if you are British, you are proud of your heritage and how the country has gotten to where it is?
Britain certainly didn't conquer the world by giving up its beliefs so as not to 'offend' people.
If you don't like it, bugger off.
Probably one of the most wonderful women. Ever.
Vali Myers. A beautiful artist who I would like to take a few moments to remember. You can tell she was Australian.