Ha ha!

I was meant to go to a party Saturday, but my friend's apartment was flooded by the a-holes upstairs. I was suitably peeved, and my brother proceeded to wind me up the entire day. He was waiting for a phone call from the guy who was going to buy his old motorbike, so I managed to sellotape over the mic of the handset for our home phone. This guy rang, and obviously couldn't hear a word my brother was saying. He was getting redder and redder in the face, screaming down the handset to try and make himself heard. It was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

That'll learn him for being so damn annoying.