Celibacy

does not suit me.

I split up with my boyfriend just after the New Year - a decision I do not regret. We hadn't had sex since early December.

I still haven't. That's 5 months. I really need to do something about it. I'm not talking some huge relationship - just someone on my wavelength, who can hold a conversation and is up for a bit of fun. It seems all the blokes I know want to settle down.

Maybe I'll just become a nun.