Euro(blurred)vision

What a triumph! The UK managed to crash in seething flames in Helsinki on Saturday night. Two gays and their trolley-dolly fag hags dressed up in blue uniforms in an attempt to look like air stewards. Apparently in an attempt to "fly the flag" for us. Ha.


The Ukraine's entry - gay men and a transvestite (see below) dressed as disco balls managed to come second. The UK managed to get a whole 15 points.


We were awarded 12 by Ireland. That's the way it should be. Eurovision has always been a political competition - nothing to do with talent. And yet, we did not award a single point to our neighbours across the pond. Not only was our entry the biggest pile of kak, but we've already shot ourselves in the big, oaf-like, traitorous foot for next year.

Hawkins and Brown should have been chosen. Europe seems to like the camp, airy-fairy act - you know, men in tight trousers, or even dresses. And at least there was a little bit of vocal talent there.

I tell myself every year that I will NOT watch Eurovision, because it is so crap. And every year I subject myself to it.

Enough.