Tuesday 29 May 2007

Not only am I a spinster...

... but now I am a cripple too. Cleverly, I lifted an 18.9 litre bottle of water on to the watercooler at work, seeing as I finished the last bottle.

A muscle ripped.

The pain was UNBELIEVABLE.

One night in hospital and weeks worth of painkillers likely to knock out a rhino should do the trick.

Never again.

3 comments:

Brad said...

1. We've established you are most definitely not a spinster.

2. How many gallons is 18.9 litres?

3. If I've learned anything from safety training it's lift with your back, not with your legs! Wait.....

Hope you are feeling better. I recommend taking drugs.

Anonymous said...

Pobre Sausage! No one likes a drugged up weiner! ;) Seriously, I hope you get well soon!

Little sausage said...

"Drgged up weiner" - well that's better than the "Oy, Gringa" I usually get!